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Hard Rolls
This rule was: you don’t get down from the table until you finish your meal.
Mar 105 min read


Ampersand
...when writing a disagreeable swear word, it might appear as '#@&*!', which is also my password to my AOL account.
Feb 244 min read

Super
...when did it become normal for the announcers to phrases like ‘home run’ and ‘perfect strike’ as metaphors in football?
Feb 103 min read


Pillow
As everyone knows, a phrase I like to say to avoid arguments, pillows are where dreams come from.
Jan 204 min read


Skate
There was also a series of memorable moments that featured falling down while falling down.
Jan 134 min read


Rooster Attack
December 2, 2024 Â Greetings from the prey, Â Recently I was attacked by a rooster. Â When I left home that morning rooster attack was...
Dec 2, 20245 min read


Turkey Solution
November 25, 2024  Greetings from the gobbler, I will admit I didn’t pay close attention to in Civics Class in high school, but I think...
Nov 25, 20244 min read


Museums
November 18, 2024  Greetings from the patron,   Recently I visited a museum. That simple sentence will surprise most people who know...
Nov 18, 20244 min read


Death by a Thousand Nails
If I actually buy the one thing I do need, I will discover, more times than I can calculate, I already had it at home, just couldn’t find it
Oct 28, 20244 min read


Those Kind of People
Sept 23, 2024 Â Greetings from the curb, Â I have a toilet in my front yard. Â The longer the toilet stays there, from what I am told,...
Sep 23, 20243 min read

Armchair Olympian
July 29, 2024  Greetings from the excluded,  If there were headlines for ordinary people in everyday life, mine might say “Local Man...
Jul 29, 20243 min read


Go Bananas
July 15, 2024 Greetings from the sheltered one, Herein we will discuss the versatility of bananas. There was a time that I paid closer...
Jul 15, 20244 min read

Luck
June 24, 2024 Greetings from the lucky one, I’m a little confused. This is hardly remarkable, since I have been in some version of this...
Jun 24, 20245 min read
Weeping Sap
June 10, 2024 Greetings from the sappy one, Recently I deliberately spent thousands of dollars to get nothing.  Nothing. The absence of...
Jun 10, 20243 min read


Knowing
May 20, 2024 Greetings from the bewildered, When I was growing up there was a kid who lived in my neighborhood who knew things. I first...
May 20, 20243 min read


Stretch
May 6, 2024 Greetings from the stick man, Most people would not describe me as ‘limber’, other than perhaps the obscure definition of...
May 6, 20243 min read


Sibling Rivalry
April 8, 2024 Greetings from the sibling rivalry, Luna Tunes: You up? Sol Sister: (…) Luna Tunes: HEY! Sol Sister: stoppit. im slepng...
Apr 8, 20244 min read


Strange Neighbors
By David Smith March 25, 2024 Greetings from the weirdo, I think that every street has an unusual neighbor. I’ve lived in enough places...
Mar 25, 20244 min read


What Unites Us
March 11, 2024 Greetings from my sleepy smile, This week I discovered what could be one of the most unifying issues in our nation, one...
Mar 11, 20243 min read


Pinecone Pandemic
By David Smith March 4, 2024 Greetings from the edge of chaos, I have a number of reputations, some of which you are aware, others that...
Mar 4, 20243 min read
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