There is a sort of carnival hysteria inside Costco.

This rule was: you don’t get down from the table until you finish your meal.

...when writing a disagreeable swear word, it might appear as '#@&*!', which is also my password to my AOL account.

...when did it become normal for the announcers to phrases like ‘home run’ and ‘perfect strike’ as metaphors in football?

As everyone knows, a phrase I like to say to avoid arguments, pillows are where dreams come from.

There was also a series of memorable moments that featured falling down while falling down.

December 2, 2024   Greetings from the prey,   Recently I was attacked by a rooster.   When I left home that morning rooster attack was...

November 25, 2024   Greetings from the gobbler, I will admit I didn’t pay close attention to in Civics Class in high school, but I think...

November 18, 2024   Greetings from the patron,     Recently I visited a museum.  That simple sentence will surprise most people who know...

If I actually buy the one thing I do need, I will discover, more times than I can calculate, I already had it at home, just couldn’t find it

Sept 23, 2024   Greetings from the curb,   I have a toilet in my front yard.   The longer the toilet stays there, from what I am told,...

July 29, 2024   Greetings from the excluded,   If there were headlines for ordinary people in everyday life, mine might say “Local Man...

July 15, 2024 Greetings from the sheltered one, Herein we will discuss the versatility of bananas. There was a time that I paid closer...

June 24, 2024 Greetings from the lucky one, I’m a little confused.  This is hardly remarkable, since I have been in some version of this...

June 10, 2024 Greetings from the sappy one, Recently I deliberately spent thousands of dollars to get nothing.  Nothing.  The absence of...

May 20, 2024 Greetings from the bewildered, When I was growing up there was a kid who lived in my neighborhood who knew things.  I first...

May 6, 2024 Greetings from the stick man, Most people would not describe me as ‘limber’, other than perhaps the obscure definition of...

April 8, 2024 Greetings from the sibling rivalry, Luna Tunes: You up? Sol Sister: (…) Luna Tunes: HEY! Sol Sister: stoppit. im slepng...

By David Smith March 25, 2024 Greetings from the weirdo, I think that every street has an unusual neighbor.  I’ve lived in enough places...

March 11, 2024 Greetings from my sleepy smile, This week I discovered what could be one of the most unifying issues in our nation, one...