Museums
November 18, 2024 Greetings from the patron, Recently I visited a museum. That simple sentence will surprise most people who know...
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Oct 284 min read
Death by a Thousand Nails
If I actually buy the one thing I do need, I will discover, more times than I can calculate, I already had it at home, just couldn’t find it
Sep 233 min read
Those Kind of People
Sept 23, 2024 Greetings from the curb, I have a toilet in my front yard. The longer the toilet stays there, from what I am told,...
Jul 293 min read
Armchair Olympian
July 29, 2024 Greetings from the excluded, If there were headlines for ordinary people in everyday life, mine might say “Local Man...
Jul 154 min read
Go Bananas
July 15, 2024 Greetings from the sheltered one, Herein we will discuss the versatility of bananas. There was a time that I paid closer...
Jun 245 min read
Luck
June 24, 2024 Greetings from the lucky one, I’m a little confused. This is hardly remarkable, since I have been in some version of this...
Jun 103 min read
Weeping Sap
June 10, 2024 Greetings from the sappy one, Recently I deliberately spent thousands of dollars to get nothing. Nothing. The absence of...
May 203 min read
Knowing
May 20, 2024 Greetings from the bewildered, When I was growing up there was a kid who lived in my neighborhood who knew things. I first...
May 63 min read
Stretch
May 6, 2024 Greetings from the stick man, Most people would not describe me as ‘limber’, other than perhaps the obscure definition of...
Apr 84 min read
Sibling Rivalry
April 8, 2024 Greetings from the sibling rivalry, Luna Tunes: You up? Sol Sister: (…) Luna Tunes: HEY! Sol Sister: stoppit. im slepng...
Mar 254 min read
Strange Neighbors
By David Smith March 25, 2024 Greetings from the weirdo, I think that every street has an unusual neighbor. I’ve lived in enough places...
Mar 113 min read
What Unites Us
March 11, 2024 Greetings from my sleepy smile, This week I discovered what could be one of the most unifying issues in our nation, one...
Mar 43 min read
Pinecone Pandemic
By David Smith March 4, 2024 Greetings from the edge of chaos, I have a number of reputations, some of which you are aware, others that...
Feb 265 min read
Precious
February 26, 2024 Greetings from the tribe, My brother has a cheap watch, nine dollars on Amazon. It’s a couple of years old. It lights...
Jan 154 min read
Schadenfreude
January 15, 2024 Greetings from the teeterer, If you are not familiar with the term, ‘schadenfreude’, it is a German word loosely...
Nov 20, 20234 min read
Bitcoin
November 20, 2023 Greetings from the puzzled, Wherein, we will uncover the mysterious world of Bitcoin, not only so that you can better...
Aug 28, 20233 min read
Chat
August 28, 2023 Greetings from the call center, Customer Service: We appreciate you contacting us. I would be happy to assist you with...
Aug 7, 20233 min read
Finishing
August 7, 2023 Greetings from the insignificantly significant, I have developed a new skill. Not exactly the kind of thing I’ll be...
Jul 31, 20234 min read
The Post Office
July 31, 2023 Greetings from the doofus, Ordinarily, I don’t need to bring attention to my ignorance, it will manifest itself...
Jul 10, 20234 min read
Sploot
July 10, 2023 Greetings from the persnickety, Recently someone sent me an email with a link to a story in which they thought I would be...
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